Pet names
Dax has a lot of nicknames. Some of them may cause you to question my love for the little guy but I assure you that my love, it is immeasurable.
Here is just a sampling.
Toothless Hobo (we've covered that one already)
Gummy Gummerson
Daxster the Maxster
Demoliton Dax
The Mess Meiser
Devil Baby
Little Poo
Lumpy
Stinky
Grumpus
Grumpapotomus
My Little Velociraptor
Is it any wonder, then, that he doesn't seem to know his own name yet? If my kid shows up in Kindergarden and claims his name to be Lumpy Grumpapotomus or Stinky Poo, you can all blame me.