March 31, 2007
The Wiz
Day One Diaper Free. Status? Slightly damp.
He started the day out, quite excitedly, in the Wiggles underwear he picked out himself. I explained that he was going to have to tell me when he had to go potty because underwear, it is NOT the same as a pullup. I told him that he would not be happy if he tried to pee in these because it would be very uncomfortable. He nodded vigorously, rubbing his impossibly tiny behind clad in colorful Wiggles undies. We seemed to have an understanding.
But just one hour later, as he stood playing at his train table, he suddenly looked at me with a mixture of alarm and disgust and then said "I peed." He then waddled out to the center of the room with his legs spread as wide as he could get them while still being upright muttering, "I'm wet."
The Wiggles had been wizzed on. Take that Greg, Anthony, Jeff, and Murray.
Fortunately, as soon as he realized he was tinkling down his thigh, he stopped so we only had a little bit of a mess to clean up. But he's on Underwear Pair Number 2. Let's see if Buzz Lightyear holds up better than the Wiggles.
EDITED: Moments after saving this entry Buzz got pooped on. It is going to be a long weekend.