Yesterday I came home to a note from Cat that said, "NO COMPUTER FOR DAX." It then detailed the offense our son had committed to earn such a punishment. Within seconds of my reading the note, Dax was clamoring to get his grubby mits on the laptop.
"No," I firmly explained while pointing at the note. "You don't get to play computer because you weren't listening to daddy this morning. See? It says 'NO COMPUTER FOR DAX'."
He took the note from me and studied it for a moment before saying, "It says Dax CAN play computer. That's what it says." He then gave me his most charming smile. Needless to say, that tactic didn't work.
Speaking of charm? When I picked him up from daycare today Miss Cindi said, "I need to talk to you about your son." She looked very serious so I was a bit nervous about what horrendous behavior he may have decided to share with her. He's usually better behaved at school than at home but perhaps my lucky streak had run out.
"I need to talk to you," she said, "about your son's sexual harrassment."
Wha??????????????
Turns out my innocent little son who has not even turned three yet tried to sweet talk Merissa, Cindi's 16-year-old daughter. He apparently woke up from his nap and greeted her with, "What are you doing, sexy?"
I have NO idea where he got that. Seriously. I am simultaneously mortified and amused.
Merissa is gorgeous and smart and has an awesome personality so the kid has got great taste. He also informed me a few weeks back that she was his girlfriend but I just had no idea that he truly intended to put the moves on her.
We're going to have to keep an eye on him.
Posted by michelle at August 21, 2007 09:09 PMHa! Oh, Dax! Hahahahahahaha! Wheee!
Posted by: Violet at August 22, 2007 05:51 AMCan I just tell you that I fell off my chair in laughter. Thank you Dax! Now, do you happen to know some one like that around my age????? Hummm????
Posted by: Robin at August 24, 2007 02:27 PM